Field Sobriety Testing

I was surfing YouTube and found this hilarious drunk driving video, check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAIWvkNy2UI

The title of it is "How to Pass a Drunk Driving Test."

However, if you do what this guy did in the next video, during the Field Sobriety Testing, there may not be much that I can do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA5S58MPQtg&feature=related

The title of it is "Joker taking a drink/drive test and acing all the answers."

But, if do ever get stopped, I would imagine that you may want to do what this guy did - but don't, for obvious reasons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46RGjXOOotU&feature=related

The title of it is "Pissed On Cops - Traffic Stop"